Newscaster: Today we are here with TV star Pikachu, for an interview! Pikachu how do you feel about this interview?
Pikachu: Well it is good to get away from the show, 'ya know?
Newscaster: Yeah I know what you mean. I wish I could have a vacation!
Pikachu: Me too. What's with that show? We Pokemon have feelings too!
Newscaster: And why are you saying that?
Pikachu: Well first they let these people, who know nothing about Pokemon take us! Then they make us fight until we faint! What's up with them?!
Newscaster: Yes... Moving on. What's your favorite part of the show?
Pikachu: I like the Pokemon. Every once and a while we Pokemon get to talk to eachother.
Newscaster: Do they make you do thing, or do you do what you want in th show?
Pikachu: They make us do things. I feel bad for poor Piplup.
Newscaster: And why's that?
Pikachu: She's normally laid back, calm, 'ya know what I'm saying?
Newscaster: Oh! So she doesn't really have a bad attitude?
Pikachu: Yeah that really surprises some people. She act just like she really does have a bad temper.
Newscaster: Why didn't you want to evolve?
Pikachu: I wanted to, I really did! But I couldn't because the creators thought it would "ruin" the show because I'm the main character and every know me.
Newscaster: What happens to the other Pokemon when they evolve?
Pikachu: No, no, no! The Pokemon don't evolve. They just hire the evolved form and kick the last one off the show! I mean we're all just level 1!
Newscaster: Really! Is Team Rocket real?
Pikachu: It depends on how you look at it. There is a real one but Jessie, James, Meowth, Butch, Cassidy, and everyone else on TV aren't real Team Rocket members.
Newscaster: How do you like working on the show?
Pikachu: I like it. I get payed for playing pretty much.
Newcaster: Is Ash real?
Pikachu: No Ash isn't real. Red is real and he has the same Pokemon as Ash. Red is like a million times stronger though.
Newscaster: Oh, look at the time! That wraps up our interview! See you next time folks! And thank you Pikachu!
Pikachu: No thank you!